Real to Real Cacophony was an abysmal failure for Simple Minds despite my best efforts. Four versions on vinyl, a cassette tape and two CDs have been bought, placed into my collection and, somehow, vanished without trace. While people were reluctant to get a copy themselves, many appear to have been happy to take mine. It's 1980 in a wealthy provincial market town strewn with school kids in blazers prematurely approaching middle age. My parents decided that I was not to con